Is a human penis a snake ? ? ? ?

Post by Dan Simper
I think the penis of a human male is no original part of his body.It
has a mind of its own.
So is the dick a snake or just a worm or some kind of alien parasite
that attaches itself to men ?

One eyed pants python...
Watch out! It spits.

Humans have a real problem.
Men have both a brain and a penis,
but only enough blood to run one
at a time......

<smirk>

Apologies for feeding the troll...
It's been a long week, I'm tired, bored,
and could not resist! ;-)
--
K.

Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles
tend to get caught between the ears causing truth decay- so be sure
to use mental floss twice a day.

Post by Dan Simper
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Spidero

2005-02-05 08:30:38 UTC

Dear Katra,
If I was the moderator of this list, you would be banished.
If I keep receiving stupid thread like this, I will unsubscribe.
There is two thing that get members of a public list to unsubscribe;
The first one been "Spam" the second one "irrelevant, stupid, useless
messages.
How serious do you think people like you make this place look like?
I always though snakes were for redneck and pot head, was I wrong?
You Tell me.

Post by Dan Simper
I think the penis of a human male is no original part of his

body.It

Post by Dan Simper
has a mind of its own.
So is the dick a snake or just a worm or some kind of alien

parasite

Post by Dan Simper
that attaches itself to men ?

One eyed pants python...
Watch out! It spits.
Humans have a real problem.
Men have both a brain and a penis,
but only enough blood to run one
at a time......
<smirk>
Apologies for feeding the troll...
It's been a long week, I'm tired, bored,
and could not resist! ;-)
--
K.
Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...
As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles
tend to get caught between the ears causing truth decay- so be sure
to use mental floss twice a day.

Post by Dan Simper
,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,<

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=katra

Katra

2005-02-05 08:39:03 UTC

Post by Spidero
Dear Katra,
If I was the moderator of this list, you would be banished.
If I keep receiving stupid thread like this, I will unsubscribe.
There is two thing that get members of a public list to unsubscribe;
The first one been "Spam" the second one "irrelevant, stupid, useless
messages.
How serious do you think people like you make this place look like?
I always though snakes were for redneck and pot head, was I wrong?
You Tell me.

You responded...

That makes you no better than the troll that started the thread. ;-)

Lighten up!

If you think that snakes are only for rednecks and potheads,
which one are you?
--
K.

Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles
tend to get caught between the ears causing truth decay- so be sure
to use mental floss twice a day.

Post by Spidero
,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,<

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=katra

frogz13

2005-02-05 18:51:54 UTC

This is a newsgroup, not an email list. You do not subscribe or
unsubscribe. If you want to make complaints, at least know what you are
comlaining about. You are the one that opened the thread, even though the
subject was clearly off topic and a troll...so what the hell are you
complaining about?

Spidero

2005-02-06 02:40:47 UTC

Yes you do subscribe, I receive these emails and threads in my inbox, I
do not surf the web for them.
If I want it to stop (witch I don't at this point) I would have to
unsubscribe.
Anyway, I never did complain about the email service only about its
content.
One likes to receive relevant information especially when they were
advertised that way to start with.
I hope You are following me here.
If I want to receive stupid office jokes, I will subscribe to a joke
related newsgroup.
But my only interest is the exchange of serious information from others
in the herpetology or arachnology hobby.
First hand experience from others with simillar specimen.
And it wasnt a complain, it was a observastion.
I was really hoping this is a serious news group.
If this place turn out to be a joke place, I will unsubscribe.
Some messages or thread had some pretty interesting stuff.
Lets concentrate on the good stuff!
Isn't this place moderated?

Cheers
Spideromania

Mysterious, Fascinating And Beautiful Little Arachnid, Forever
Misunderstood And Misjudged.

Link To The Canadian Arachnid News Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spideromania/

Gloria Carr

2005-02-06 02:53:04 UTC

Post by Spidero
Yes you do subscribe, I receive these emails and threads in my inbox, I
do not surf the web for them.
If I want it to stop (witch I don't at this point) I would have to
unsubscribe.
Anyway, I never did complain about the email service only about its
content.
One likes to receive relevant information especially when they were
advertised that way to start with.
I hope You are following me here.
If I want to receive stupid office jokes, I will subscribe to a joke
related newsgroup.
But my only interest is the exchange of serious information from others
in the herpetology or arachnology hobby.
First hand experience from others with simillar specimen.
And it wasnt a complain, it was a observastion.
I was really hoping this is a serious news group.
If this place turn out to be a joke place, I will unsubscribe.
Some messages or thread had some pretty interesting stuff.
Lets concentrate on the good stuff!
Isn't this place moderated?
Cheers
Spideromania

No, this group certainly isn't moderated. That's what the killfile function
is for. And I want to know what kind of newsreader sticks newsgroup posts in
someone's inbox, I have NEVER heard of that before.

And FYI, some of the posters here do have a sense of humor, which means that
there is some joking around, not everything is Deathly Serious, even our
hobby. The OP was a troll, and Katra probably shouldn't have fed it, but
I've seen worse on this group. If you can't stand a little joking around I
definitely suggest unsubscribing. Or at least start your own on-topic
thread.

Gloria

Katra

2005-02-06 04:41:04 UTC

Netscape... sort of.
It never got into my mailer in-box,
but it is all part of the same browser setup.

Post by Gloria Carr
And FYI, some of the posters here do have a sense of humor, which means that
there is some joking around, not everything is Deathly Serious, even our
hobby. The OP was a troll, and Katra probably shouldn't have fed it, but
I've seen worse on this group.

And I believe I sorta half-way apologized too when I did it. ;-)
Robin Williams calls his penis the "one eyed pants python" and I've
always found that to be amusing....

Post by Gloria Carr
If you can't stand a little joking around I
definitely suggest unsubscribing. Or at least start your own on-topic
thread.
Gloria

Ok, I again apologize for feeding the troll......

<grovel>
10 lashes with a sleepy python please?

Or better yet, an iguana tail. ;-)
--
K.

Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles
tend to get caught between the ears causing truth decay- so be sure
to use mental floss twice a day.

Post by Gloria Carr
,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,<

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=katra

Gloria Carr

2005-02-06 05:24:17 UTC

Post by Gloria Carr
No, this group certainly isn't moderated. That's what the killfile function
is for. And I want to know what kind of newsreader sticks newsgroup posts in
someone's inbox, I have NEVER heard of that before.

Netscape... sort of.
It never got into my mailer in-box,
but it is all part of the same browser setup.

Huh. Interesting... I've got Outlook so it has it's own seperate little
folder thingy...

And I believe I sorta half-way apologized too when I did it. ;-)
Robin Williams calls his penis the "one eyed pants python" and I've
always found that to be amusing....

Eh, I'm not above feeding trolls myself, some of the little buggers are darn
cute. There's this one in another forum that posts extremely long anti-Bush
rhetoric. Now, I don't like my president, but this guy was blaming Bush for
having the Mounties (yes, you read that right) raid his house and computer,
which had 50,000 'tasteful' images including some 'home Lolita'.

For that he posted a 34 page rant. The hilarity never stops.

Post by Gloria Carr
If you can't stand a little joking around I
definitely suggest unsubscribing. Or at least start your own on-topic
thread.
Gloria

Ok, I again apologize for feeding the troll......
<grovel>
10 lashes with a sleepy python please?
Or better yet, an iguana tail. ;-)

Howabout a one-eyed python? :P

Gloria

Katra

2005-02-06 06:03:11 UTC

Netscape... sort of.
It never got into my mailer in-box,
but it is all part of the same browser setup.

Huh. Interesting... I've got Outlook so it has it's own seperate little
folder thingy...

I actually don't use Nyetscape anymore.
It crashed my HD once and that was enough!
I lost way too much as I'd not been backing up
as regularly as I should have. No excuse either,
this beast has a CD burner.

I now use three separage programs. :-)
I-mail for mail, IE or Safari for web browsing
and MT newswatcher for news.

And I believe I sorta half-way apologized too when I did it. ;-)
Robin Williams calls his penis the "one eyed pants python" and I've
always found that to be amusing....

Eh, I'm not above feeding trolls myself, some of the little buggers are darn
cute. There's this one in another forum that posts extremely long anti-Bush
rhetoric. Now, I don't like my president, but this guy was blaming Bush for
having the Mounties (yes, you read that right) raid his house and computer,
which had 50,000 'tasteful' images including some 'home Lolita'.
For that he posted a 34 page rant. The hilarity never stops.

Lordy.
I don't think I'd have had the patience to read that! :-)
I have kill filters that eliminate _any_ Lolita posts on any newsgroup.
Sick stuff. <sigh>

Post by Gloria Carr
If you can't stand a little joking around I
definitely suggest unsubscribing. Or at least start your own on-topic
thread.
Gloria

Ok, I again apologize for feeding the troll......
<grovel>
10 lashes with a sleepy python please?
Or better yet, an iguana tail. ;-)

Howabout a one-eyed python? :P

ROFL!!!

Post by Gloria Carr
Gloria

--
K.

Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles
tend to get caught between the ears causing truth decay- so be sure
to use mental floss twice a day.

Post by Gloria Carr
,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,<

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=katra

Grainne Gillespie

2005-02-07 02:57:55 UTC

Post by Spidero
Isn't this place moderated?

It's a newsgroup, you can't moderate a newgroup.

Nobody can be banned. If you don't want to read the posts by a particular
person you can killfile them

Grainne Gillespie

2005-02-09 01:10:04 UTC

Post by Spidero
Isn't this place moderated?
Cheers
Spideromania

As I've said before, it's a newsgroup, you can't moderate a newsgroup

D***@danger.org

2005-02-05 21:48:46 UTC

Post by Spidero
If I was the moderator of this list, you would be banished.

Ah, petty tyrants and moderators. At least we're
free of one of those here!

-M

LizardKing

2005-03-02 03:04:44 UTC