Can I use solar energy to power my penis implant ???

[Dan Simper]

I lost my real dick last year because of a weird lawnmower accident.

I have an artificial penis now and I wonder if it works with solar
power, because the gasoline-based engine is a little bit loud ...

[Peter Mounsey]

Yes you can.
Get a large magnifying glass and focus it on the tip of your penis.
You will find it moves very quickly, artificial or not.
It may also work on your head.

Post by Dan Simper
I lost my real dick last year because of a weird lawnmower accident.
I have an artificial penis now and I wonder if it works with solar
power, because the gasoline-based engine is a little bit loud ...

[Gymmie Bob]

Solar at it's finest!

LOL

Post by Peter Mounsey
Yes you can.
Get a large magnifying glass and focus it on the tip of your penis.
You will find it moves very quickly, artificial or not.
It may also work on your head.

Post by Dan Simper
I lost my real dick last year because of a weird lawnmower accident.
I have an artificial penis now and I wonder if it works with solar
power, because the gasoline-based engine is a little bit loud ...

[Brian]

Just use your hand like you always have done

Post by Dan Simper
I lost my real dick last year because of a weird lawnmower accident.
I have an artificial penis now and I wonder if it works with solar
power, because the gasoline-based engine is a little bit loud ...