Damn!
The "Hunters from Xypluton Four" theory of dinosaur extinction, while
gaining rapid acceptance in the scientific community (now that we have
figured out how their ray guns probably worked), has been a closely guarded
secret. Your disclosure, unfortunately, has placed your life in danger.
Hired Secret-Spiller-Assassins, an elite group of chemists and neophyte
paleontologists funded by the National Academy of Sciences are, most likely,
even as I write, hot on your trail. You best bet would be to contact every
news group sever and have your dangerous posting removed. I would then
pretend that someone hijacked your identity. And finally I would promise
never to disclose any information you have about forbidden knowledge that
scientists keep locked up in their offices in order to stifle the progress
of those poor, crushed researchers who, alas, still believe that cold fusion
and perpetual motion are impossible.
Paleo-Secret-Agents from the
Post by Dan SimperScientists think that the dinos were shot by aliens from outer space,
shot and butchered and eaten ! That's the reason the dinos are gone
today !